February 2011
1 post
January 2011
3 posts
my imitation of drew barrymore’s impression of that crazy lady
December 2010
3 posts
November 2010
5 posts
minusmanhattan:
First you get the sugar.
Then you get the power.
Then you get the women.
This line has been stuck in my head for over 2 weeks. (and this is the only version i could find online, stupid commercials)
One of the best Simpsons scenes ever.
this line has been stuck in my head for 15 years. no lie
THIS IS A THING THAT IS HAPPENING →
may the devil have mercy on our souls. although i guess it’s nice to see shanna moakler getting work, right? wrong.
October 2010
7 posts
thedailywhat:
SNL Digital Short of the Day: The not-so-triumphant return of partners in attempted-crime Rihanna and Shy Ronnie (Andy Samberg). HA HA!
[snl.]
Earlier: Rihanna and Shy Ronnie are like fire and ice.
BONER ALERT!
it finally happened! my car, latoya, is all grown up. she got her boobs. and i videotaped it because i am a proud mama. and also a crazy person. i have dubbed it her “car mitzvah.” this is what it sounds like when doves cry.
April 2010
13 posts
gifparty:
dur.
YOU DO NOT CROSS A SUGAR BAKER WOMAN!
fuckyeahlizlemon:
astatueofus:
(via makemegoodgod)
because, you know. i felt a little bit of the sads when i heard about dixie carter. annie potts, i fear you are next since delta burke has clearly made some sort of deal with the devil.
BARRY DANCE PARTY!
caraface:
pluginbaby:
Goes with Walking on Sunshine.
gifparty:
March 2010
32 posts
gifparty:
so it’s been more than a week and this is still something i am borderline interested in. this is the sound of you breaking up with me.